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in-a-lot-of-fandoms:

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

I’M HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER OH MY GOD

(via toastertitan)

Source: tylersthings
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blasiangvmer:

rocb0yz:

vinebox:

How Trey Songz watches basketball

oh my god !!

LOL

Source: vinebox
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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via sweeterin)

Source: karensrnith
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mayakern:

i was really sad yesterday so i made a playlist full of songs that make me want to cry. that playlist ended up being almost 200 songs so then i cut it down and made a super fun 29 song version for you nerds

listen here

I need this for reasons. Thank you.

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Source: mayakern
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That’s me when I’m hanging out with my Mexican friends.

That’s me when I’m hanging out with my Mexican friends.

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Source: renswackyride
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hannahcarbons:

kyleboy21da:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

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Source: ramenjesus
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